Oct 23, 1992
96 min
Full-HD

Frozen Assets (1992)

Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.

Category

Comedy

Country

United States of America

Companies

frozen assets productions RKO Pictures

Shelley Long

Dr. Grace Murdock

Corbin Bernsen

Zach Shepard

Teri Copley

Peaches

Larry Miller

Newton Patterson

Dody Goodman

Mrs. Patterson

Jeanne Cooper

Zach Shepard's mother

Jenifer Lewis

Jomisha

Paul Sand

McTaggert

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